I consider the subject matter of today's post to be timely. Number one because I didn't want to wait too long after THIS debacle to exact my revenge. Number two, because I must have been high on catnip (can dogs get high on catnip?) when I thought THAT was a lot of snow. And number three, lest you think I am so tender after this weeks wisdom, that I would not seek retribution for when Mom posted that picture of me peeing.
OK, let me remind you what I referred to as "Blizzard Central" just a few short weeks ago.
What does that look like 6-8 inches?
More like a dusting when compared to this!
Uh, yeah, I think I need to redefine my idea of blizzard. This stuff is like 5 pugs deep.
Not only that, but our back steps are closed until they meet OSHA standards.
Something about Mom falling down them, and us pugs slipping up them.
Not happy.
Now we have to go out the front door and be herded around to the back, just to do our business.
(ew, look at all the yellow snow from Sluggo)
This is what the stairs out of our property looked like yesterday
Don't worry, I made sure Mom and Dad shoveled them out so we could mail Benny and Lily's calender.
Now, as exciting and interesting as this weather is (like watching water boil), it is time to get down to the real inspiration for this post...
Sweet revenge.
Look what I found while enjoying one of my favorite activities.
What is it you ask?
Take a closer look.
It's panties!!! And let me tell you, I coulda fit Brigitte and Sluggo into them if I wanted!
So Mom, how does it feel to have your most intimate of belongings out there for all to see?
Bet you think twice before posting me in any compromising positions again!
On a more serious note, please keep JD and Jessica in your thoughts tomorrow morning. JD will be going under anesthesia for a dental procedure.
Feel free to hop over and offer some support to them. JD's Momma is worried about him.
Thanks for tuning in!
