Super Secret Emergency Meeting of the Sunflower Club

Hello ladies and honorary members of the club. Brigitte here. In an effort to make up for the fact that it took until Friday night for Mom to get it together, I am serving cocktails before the meeting officially commences. So, what'll it be?

" Here ye, hear ye! I am officially opening the first official meeting of the Sunflower Sisters of 2012"

First official order of business, is to commend our sisters, Payton and Suki, who were very busy over the holiday. They are seated in the Sunflower chair of honor to recognize them for their most awesome score. They have really outdone themselves with this one girls, and I think you will agree.

It seems that during the holidays, Payton and Suki got together to pull off a heist that Suki had masterminded. Well, why don't I just let the pictures speak for themselves.

Payton, keep an eye out for those Fire Hydrant boys - they could be anywhere

Suki, go get the Sunflower van and let's load this thing

those fire hydrant boys won't know what hit them when we take their most prized possession...hehee...snort

Not only were they successful at procuring the fire hydrant, but they also brought in some reinforcements! Way to go girls!

So, as you can see girls, we have a lot to discuss concerning how we will unveil this latest most excellent dis of those stinky boys!!!! Watcha think?

As I mentioned yesterday, also on the agenda is starting to plan our next event. Perhaps we could tie it all in with the hydrant. Payton and Suki talked about dancing in a big circle around it. I would love to make it into a big May pole, but I don't want to wait til May to brag, that is for sure.

I will officially open the floor to comments and suggestions ::bangs gavel::

We Have a Winner ~ and then some

OK, before we announce the winner of my good to be bad CSN Birthday Giveaway, I want to thank everyone for playing. There are a lot of you out there who are very good at being bad. And I like that.

Also, before we proceed, thanks to everyone for all your Birthday greetings. Today is the actual day on which I was born 10 years ago. We had some adventures that I will tell you about soon.

I must however, share with you one of my gifts from Mom and Dad, and a pretty funny story that goes along with it.

So, it has been established that I am a fan of the best bad show on TV, Bad Girls Club.

To pay homage to my pride at being a bad girl, the parents decided to get me some merchandise from the club.

So Mom goes online and checks out the store.

She finds the perfect item for me and orders it.

Here I am modeling it.

Can you see it?

here, pan in a little closer



Yeah, that's right, I'm bad as bad can be in my new Bad Girls Club dog tag necklace!!!

woot, woot!!!

Now for the story...

Not 15 minutes after Mom ordered the necklace, she gets a call from her credit card loss protection department.

They want to inform her of a purchase made on her card that was not in line with her usual credit card purchases.

They give her the info on the necklace!

She had to cop to the credit card police that she indeed had made a purchase from The Bad Girls Club!!!

When she asked the guy if it made it any better that the purchase was for her dog, he didn't laugh.

What? she said. You're not familiar with the show?

"Oh no, I've seen the previews." Then silence.

Bwahahahaha...I nearly peed in the house when I heard that one.

I don't care, I love my necklace, and wear it with pride.

OK, so let's get down to business.

For the contest, I reviewed your entries.

Assigned each bad a** a number and entered it into the randomizer.

The winning entry belongs to Tallulah from The Southern Fried Pugs!!!

I won't lie to you. I was thrilled when Tallulah"s number came up on the screen.

She deserves to win this prize. Her badness is so good.

Do you know what she came up with?

I'll show  you.

"Tallulah multi-poops just to get treats. A smart little stinker, she learned that the more you potty outside, the more Cheerios you get. So she squeezes a little out, gets a treat, squeezes a little more out, gets a treat, etc. And if there is no treat forthcoming, she huffs and refuses a head scratch instead"

Is that not genius I ask you?

So, congratulations Tallulah. Please let us know what you buy with your CSN gift code. I do suggest a little something for your sisters, they are pretty good at being bad as well.

Big time props to the Southern Fried Pugs!

See, it is good to be bad!

Tallulah, please have your Mom send mine your e-mail address so she can forward the prize code.

Now, with the Grand prize announcement out of the way, I wish to announce that due to the sheer badness of some of your entries, I decided to award some consolation prizes to some of my favorite bad dogs.

Mr Pip

"I am bad to the bone. My latest bad deed - my parents recently bought a new fridge since we are putting our place on the market. I was banned from the kitchen because I had, once or twice or ten times, peed on the old fridge. Well, guess what! I managed to break through the doggie gate and mark the new fridge!!! Am I bad or what!"

Spongy and Licky

"We are Bad!! Having the Door Wide Open so we can Pee Outside, Well when we are mad at our Mamma for not giving us what we want we Love Pooping and Peeing right next to door but inside the HOUSE!!! Because We can!!! And never know who did what! We are Bad. Happy Birthday Month!!!"

Tweedles

"Wilma you are bad,,, but I am really bad too,,, If I feel like I am being ignored... well..... i start to tugging on the drapes. I look over my shoulder to see if anyone is noticing me,, and if moms ignore me,, well,,, one final YANK and down come the curtains."

Mimi Roo

"Mimi: Queen of rock eating, running away with things I shouldn't have including aforementioned rocks, and "sorting" the dirty laundry and leaving unclean things in the hu-moms walking path. Oh...and this is a good one. Using the entire dark brown carpet as my personal yard even to the point of after doing my tinkle kicking and flicking my feet as if the carpet is going to cover my mess and when the mama's find it looking all innocent or giving them the evil grin laugh. Mwahahahahaha"

So Mr Pip, Spongy and Licky, and Mimi Roo, please send my Mom your address so we can get your special gifts out into the mail.

Happy Birthday to me!

Now, where the heck did Brigitte and Sluggo go?

I swear they are up to something.

Deets on my CSN Giveaway

OK, first of all, many of you may know that I am a fan of the Bad Girls Club.

Why? Because I love to embrace my bad girl side. This includes watching lowbrow cable network reality shows chronicling the antics of drinking women living together in a mansion and fighting.

Not only that, but when I am bad, it is really only in the best way. You see bad isn't "bad". Bad is good.

C'mon, think of those times when your people come home to find the toilet paper strewn about the house or some other such evidence of antics. They clean up, acting all irritated, yet later on you hear them laughing about it. Or like, how about when we steal panties and they act all grossed out, yet they blog about it.

Bad is the new good.

 Imagine my glee when I tuned in this week to meet replacement bad girl Wilmarie.

She has established herself as a bad girl straight out of the gate.

But the real reason I am so excited is that she goes by the name WILMA!

This development in the show inspired me to come up with the perfect way to run my CSN Birthday Giveaway.

Next Friday, March 25th I will draw a winner for a 45.00 gift code to CSN stores.

All you have to do to enter is leave me a comment telling me how good you are at being bad. A little something you do that makes you you. This contest is open to all bad girls and bad boys.

So c'mon everybody, what "bad" thing do you do that somehow results in feigned anger from the humans?

How bad could being bad be?

Here I am performing my latest badness. I like to stand by the back door and act like I need to go out to do business. Then, when they let me out, I step out onto the top stair, turn around and refuse to come in until I am offered incentive.

I'm so bad.

Taking Care of Business ~ on several levels

OK, let me start by telling you that I have had quite enough of these sub zero weather conditions. Enough!!!

I'm done with having to go out in ten feet of snow and ice to take care of business. I am done with having chunks of snow and ice jamming up between my delicate pads, I am done with hardly having enough open space to spread logs over the entire property without any overlap. And, I am done with  having to bundle up and go out the front door, around to the back door because the back steps are covered in this...

Coldest day since 2004 today. Poor skinny little Sluggo has never even seen temperatures this cold.

At least he has his snuggly warm, cuter than cute Sock Monkey sweater from Melissa and Emmett to keep him warm.



I am so over it!

So, there you have it. My personal rant abouth the lame winter weather in New England. I feel justified in bitching about the weather beacause it is not my choice to live here. It just so happens that the hand that feeds me happens to be born and raised in this hideous climate.

Given my druthers, I would be on a plane straight to sunny California.

But, I digress. One of the other pieces of business I want to address today is my sister Bar-room Britte's takeover of my blog last week.

Many of you probably wondered why I did not immediatly retaliate for her actions.

 Well, you see, it's complicated.

 By the time I realized what she had done, it was the next morning. And this was the shape she was in.

We all know what a rocker Brigitte is, and what a party girl she can be.

But it seems to be becoming a little more than she can handle.

I fear I soon may need to employ the services of the man made of brick, mustache and meat.

None other than interventionist...

Jeff Van Vonderen

(Do yourself a favor. If you click on no other link, please follow this link to somethingawful.com, so you can get the full effect of their fabulous biography on Mr Van Vonderen. Especially if you are a fan of the A&E show Intervention.)



So, If Brigitte's drinking has affected your life in a negative way, and you would like to participate in her intervention. Please write a little something to her and send it along.

I will keep you posted on the time and place.

Thanks friends.

Love,

Wilma

No Excuses Sunday

Hello all my puggy people and the like.
The blog has been returned to it's rightful owner.
Me.
Yeah, sure Brigitte likes to hang out in bars. Maybe even gets in a bar room brawl from time to time.
But, is she bad enough for this club?
I don't think so...

That's right, I am a fan.Whatcha gonna do about it? A girl's gotta have her guilty pleasures.

I am both brimming with excitement and melancholy at the same time.
This week is the season finale.
What am I gonna do without my Bad Girls?