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Saturday, June 2, 2012

How the Pug Sluts Are Ruining My Blog





Hi everybody! I am writing today to out my Mom! She is a slut! A Pug Slut that is. You see, there is a group on Facebook she belongs to, and they call themselves Pug Sluts. Many of your Mom's and Dad's might be members too. This group was created, so they say, as a means for all the blogging buddies to keep in touch, and keep it real!
Well, I don't know about you guys, but my Mom has been keeping it a little too real. She's always chatting it up with all those other sluts. You know who you are sluts!  She's always sharing laughs, talking about us, offering support.

uh, hellooooo, remember me?!!!

Everyone talks about this pug blogging community, and how great they are. Which is true. They talk about how they have all become such good friends through the blogs, and how it is all thanks to their deep commitment and profound love of pugs.

Well, these sluts seem to have forgotten about something that is most important.



Thanks for the pathetic look Sluggo, it will most assuredly come in handy



US PUGS!!!!!!

Sure, they talk all about us, and post silly pictures. Sure, Mom keeps me up to date on the comings and goings of many of my friends. But what about me?!!!! What about my voice?!
Mom claims it takes more time to help me with my blog. She drones on about work, and chores and blah, blah, blah....



I'm here to tell you something. If it weren't for us pugs, there could be no pug sluts. The time has come to put down my paw! I am not going to sit for this anymore! (that is of course unless there are treats involved. I'll do just about anything for treats. In fact if they aren't dispensed promptly enough, I have been known to go from sit to down without even being told.)But I digress. I encourage those of you who have suffered the same injustice that I have, and I know you are out there, to join me in protest against our humans. I call for a no holds barred all out revolt. I mean, I've got parties to plan, I have my ecollege award to post, among countless other things to share.

These sluts have got to be put in their places!!! Behind the keyboards blogging for US!!!!

I will be exacting my plan, but I hope to gain some support in my quest to take back the computer!
Don't make me name names all you pug sluts out there. Do the right thing!



18 comments:

  1. My Mum is not on Facebook so she is not a Pug Slut, don't get me wrong she LOVES all varieties of Pugs but she only helps me with my blog and that's it, so I guess I am lucky, but Wilma if you need me to help you putting down that paw and taking matters in to your own paws, I'm behind you all the way, in fact that's how I like to sniff! Tee,Hee! Love, Licks and Tummy Rubs from your Friend Frank x x x x x Ps Mum says she loves every one of my furiends blogs and feel, like you do, that we know eachother so well and enjoy being furiends with you all!

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  2. Bark back my friend and when you don't get heard bark louder!! We all need a voice!
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. We know EXACTLY what you are saying ... Webster's Gotcha Day was 2 days ago and mama just helped us post about it today! What is up with that???

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster & Liberty

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  4. It's all about the pugs! Don't they get that?
    PS, mom has already working on her packing list for October. It will be here before you know it!

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  5. Oh my goodness....Pug Sluts Anonymous will be in her near future
    Benny & Lily

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  6. I hear ya Wilma. I too am an innocent victim of those sluts! Mum keeps saying she is wayyyyyyy to busy to help me update my blog. And yet, she is always up to date on what those sluts are saying (no easy feat, let me tell you).
    Tell me Wilma, what can we do? How do we compete with the draw of Facebook and the obsession our mums have with this group?
    Licks,
    Sabrina

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  7. I am with you Wilma. My mom is a pug slut too, she's just a quiet slut. She doesn't really comment much and she says she too busy to post on FB all the time (which is true) but she has been slacking something fierce on my blog. I do not know what to do about her. Sigh. Let me know if you have any good ideas.

    Roxy

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  8. Wilma we are sorry your mom is acting slutty and not blogging. We belong to the PS group, but are able to post!!!

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  9. Mom here-I gotta join that pug slut group pronto!

    urban hounds

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  10. My mom was the founder of that group, so blame her ass. She's always taking pics of me and it's like BAM...."Oh the sluts are going to love this" Really they don't need to see me walking mom!! I don't mind it too much though. She made up for it and made a facebook page for me. Sorry Wilma, but use that time that your mom is online, to get into trouble. It will be too late to be caught!

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  11. Wilma! You may be a silly sunflower sister but I totally gots your back on this one.
    The sluts have taken overs and I am not happy abouts it!

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  12. So sorry Wilma. Hu-mom isn't a pug slut but she's also behind on blogging as well. FB does take up a lot of time, he he he. Maybe she should join pug sluts and find out what all the noise is about??/

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie, Mack and foster Mario

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  13. Wilma, honey.....truer words was never spoke I tell ya what.

    I am ALL fer a protest - so long as I don't have tuh stand in line with some smelly hippies. You know, like the ones that protested when I was fightin' fer their asses in 'Nam.

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  14. Yeah Wilma,
    I KNOW your pain. My Mom's a PS too. In her favor, though, my blog was waylaid by Blogger and not some social media pasty.
    Love Noodles

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  15. Wilma, Mom is all about the Pug Slut page... heaven forbid she help us out with the blog!

    We really need to do something about this.

    Pugs & Kisses,

    Brutus & Ellie

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  16. Wima,

    I am commenting again on this post... I just gotta tell you,

    That 2nd photo of you... HOLY PUGS YOUS LOOK TOTALLY HOT & SEXY!

    Shhh don't tell Tuni I said thats.

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  17. Hi Wilma
    I just got back from the oceans.
    To tell you the truth,, my mom was a member , but then moms sister did something to her face book page when mom was just learning how to do face book- and somehow moms sister delted the PSnot knowing it was important- ya know. So mom can't get back in. I guess the door went shut or something.
    But,,, I hear everyones talk about PS- I know its a good thing,,, but you need your say Wilma.
    I stand by you. Your voice needs to be heard.
    love
    tweedles

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