Calling all Sunflower Sisters.....send help.
We seem to have gotten ourselves into a little pickle.
We are plastered all over the national news channels and we have taken cover. We will be off the grid, but need your help to stay underground until the heat is off.
This just in. An overnight fire destroyed the vacant clubhouse of the renowned Fire Hydrant Club....It seems their rival gang, led by the notorious P.U.G. Wilma and her gang of furry fiends were caught on security cams last night at the site. they appear to have been deploying a flaming doot bag.
We now join our reporter in the field, Hairy Scoop, for a reaction from the founder of the Fire Hydrant boys Winston Wilbur.
" I knew those Sunflower Sisters were up to something. I have sources with in the club who gave me a heads up. It is a good thing we moved our headquarters, those girls are not to be trusted"