Ten years ago today, you learned that I would be your baby.
Well, you didn't know yet that it would be exactly me.
But I did.
When you came to meet my sister, when we were no bigger than mini coke cans
I decided then that you would be mine
That was when I discovered my powers of mind control, and I have been honing them on you ever since.
It was me who made those other people who came to pick me up fall in love with that little Frenchie.
Because I knew it was meant to be for me to be with you, as your number one pug!
So here's to you Dad! Happy Birthday from your little devil.
Oh, Mom, Britte and Sluggo say Happy Birthday too.