Hi friends! Just thought I'd check in real quick and see how your weekend is going. Mine? Oh it's great!
Let me just tell you, that I have been cranking out some serious turkey farts over the past couple days. Really rippin' 'em. I love it! It brings me great pleasure when I can cut one, a really loud one. They really don't smell though. But, of course, neither does my poop.
BOL Wilma!!! Today I rips 3 farts on Mom so bad she had to showers hee hee!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Tuni
LOL! Nothing goes better with turkey farts than whip cream farts! My farts are sometimes juicy. Mom calls them juicy pug farts. Totally blogging about them tomorrow just for YOU! PS totally thanks for reading my blog Wilma. If you were closer I'd totally love you to pieces and you would be my fawnie queen pug! SNORT!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! We'll have our Thanksgiving tomorrow so now I have something to look forward to!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting our blog.
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack
PeeS: I loves your black and pink coat!
Heeeheee!!! Poor Wilma!!
ReplyDeleteThat was the funniest postey Ms. Wilma you have done in a long, long time and anyone for that matter...we have the turkey farties, too. We have tooted so much wesa pooped! Hehehehehe! We're tired that is...BOL!
ReplyDeleteMuch luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
BOL!!! We have been farting on mom today!! She hasn't moved away, so I guess they must not be too bad :)
ReplyDeleteWe hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!!
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
oh my god this is the best thing EVER.
ReplyDeleteOf course they don't smell. Queen farts never do. In fact, they smell like roses (so says the fart-makers anywyay). Let's just say that any fart that is not a shart is a good fart.
ReplyDeleteMom says mine are always "sharp". What the heck does that mean?
Coco
Oh my gosh!!
ReplyDeletemy moms are crackin up,, thinking this is the funniest post they ever read.
Gee I can just see a fart club with memberships!
tee hee hee nope poo poo does not stink!!!
your funny Wilma
love
tweedles