OK, before we announce the winner of my good to be bad CSN Birthday Giveaway, I want to thank everyone for playing. There are a lot of you out there who are very good at being bad. And I like that.
Also, before we proceed, thanks to everyone for all your Birthday greetings. Today is the actual day on which I was born 10 years ago. We had some adventures that I will tell you about soon.
I must however, share with you one of my gifts from Mom and Dad, and a pretty funny story that goes along with it.
So, it has been established that I am a fan of the best bad show on TV, Bad Girls Club.
To pay homage to my pride at being a bad girl, the parents decided to get me some merchandise from the club.
So Mom goes online and checks out the store.
She finds the perfect item for me and orders it.
Here I am modeling it.
Can you see it?
here, pan in a little closer
Yeah, that's right, I'm bad as bad can be in my new Bad Girls Club dog tag necklace!!!
Now for the story...
Not 15 minutes after Mom ordered the necklace, she gets a call from her credit card loss protection department.
They want to inform her of a purchase made on her card that was not in line with her usual credit card purchases.
They give her the info on the necklace!
She had to cop to the credit card police that she indeed had made a purchase from The Bad Girls Club!!!
When she asked the guy if it made it any better that the purchase was for her dog, he didn't laugh.
What? she said. You're not familiar with the show?
"Oh no, I've seen the previews." Then silence.
Bwahahahaha...I nearly peed in the house when I heard that one.
I don't care, I love my necklace, and wear it with pride.
OK, so let's get down to business.
For the contest, I reviewed your entries.
Assigned each bad a** a number and entered it into the randomizer.
The winning entry belongs to Tallulah from The Southern Fried Pugs!!!
I won't lie to you. I was thrilled when Tallulah"s number came up on the screen.
She deserves to win this prize. Her badness is so good.
Do you know what she came up with?
I'll show you.
"Tallulah multi-poops just to get treats. A smart little stinker, she learned that the more you potty outside, the more Cheerios you get. So she squeezes a little out, gets a treat, squeezes a little more out, gets a treat, etc. And if there is no treat forthcoming, she huffs and refuses a head scratch instead"
Is that not genius I ask you?
So, congratulations Tallulah. Please let us know what you buy with your CSN gift code. I do suggest a little something for your sisters, they are pretty good at being bad as well.
Big time props to the Southern Fried Pugs!
See, it is good to be bad!
Tallulah, please have your Mom send mine your e-mail address so she can forward the prize code.
Now, with the Grand prize announcement out of the way, I wish to announce that due to the sheer badness of some of your entries, I decided to award some consolation prizes to some of my favorite bad dogs.
"I am bad to the bone. My latest bad deed - my parents recently bought a new fridge since we are putting our place on the market. I was banned from the kitchen because I had, once or twice or ten times, peed on the old fridge. Well, guess what! I managed to break through the doggie gate and mark the new fridge!!! Am I bad or what!"
Spongy and Licky
"We are Bad!! Having the Door Wide Open so we can Pee Outside, Well when we are mad at our Mamma for not giving us what we want we Love Pooping and Peeing right next to door but inside the HOUSE!!! Because We can!!! And never know who did what! We are Bad. Happy Birthday Month!!!"
"Wilma you are bad,,, but I am really bad too,,, If I feel like I am being ignored... well..... i start to tugging on the drapes. I look over my shoulder to see if anyone is noticing me,, and if moms ignore me,, well,,, one final YANK and down come the curtains."
"Mimi: Queen of rock eating, running away with things I shouldn't have including aforementioned rocks, and "sorting" the dirty laundry and leaving unclean things in the hu-moms walking path. Oh...and this is a good one. Using the entire dark brown carpet as my personal yard even to the point of after doing my tinkle kicking and flicking my feet as if the carpet is going to cover my mess and when the mama's find it looking all innocent or giving them the evil grin laugh. Mwahahahahaha"
So Mr Pip, Spongy and Licky, and Mimi Roo, please send my Mom your address so we can get your special gifts out into the mail.
Happy Birthday to me!
Now, where the heck did Brigitte and Sluggo go?
I swear they are up to something.