OK, first of all, many of you may know that I am a fan of the Bad Girls Club.
Why? Because I love to embrace my bad girl side. This includes watching lowbrow cable network reality shows chronicling the antics of drinking women living together in a mansion and fighting.
Not only that, but when I am bad, it is really only in the best way. You see bad isn't "bad". Bad is good.
C'mon, think of those times when your people come home to find the toilet paper strewn about the house or some other such evidence of antics. They clean up, acting all irritated, yet later on you hear them laughing about it. Or like, how about when we steal panties and they act all grossed out, yet they blog about it.
Bad is the new good.
Imagine my glee when I tuned in this week to meet replacement bad girl Wilmarie.
She has established herself as a bad girl straight out of the gate.
But the real reason I am so excited is that she goes by the name WILMA!
This development in the show inspired me to come up with the perfect way to run my CSN Birthday Giveaway.
Next Friday, March 25th I will draw a winner for a 45.00 gift code to CSN stores.
All you have to do to enter is leave me a comment telling me how good you are at being bad. A little something you do that makes you you. This contest is open to all bad girls and bad boys.
So c'mon everybody, what "bad" thing do you do that somehow results in feigned anger from the humans?
How bad could being bad be?
Here I am performing my latest badness. I like to stand by the back door and act like I need to go out to do business. Then, when they let me out, I step out onto the top stair, turn around and refuse to come in until I am offered incentive.
I'm so bad.