OK, first of all, many of you may know that I am a fan of the Bad Girls Club.
Why? Because I love to embrace my bad girl side. This includes watching lowbrow cable network reality shows chronicling the antics of drinking women living together in a mansion and fighting.
Not only that, but when I am bad, it is really only in the best way. You see bad isn't "bad". Bad is good.
C'mon, think of those times when your people come home to find the toilet paper strewn about the house or some other such evidence of antics. They clean up, acting all irritated, yet later on you hear them laughing about it. Or like, how about when we steal panties and they act all grossed out, yet they blog about it.
Bad is the new good.
Imagine my glee when I tuned in this week to meet replacement bad girl Wilmarie.
She has established herself as a bad girl straight out of the gate.
But the real reason I am so excited is that she goes by the name WILMA!
This development in the show inspired me to come up with the perfect way to run my CSN Birthday Giveaway.
Next Friday, March 25th I will draw a winner for a 45.00 gift code to CSN stores.
All you have to do to enter is leave me a comment telling me how good you are at being bad. A little something you do that makes you you. This contest is open to all bad girls and bad boys.
So c'mon everybody, what "bad" thing do you do that somehow results in feigned anger from the humans?
How bad could being bad be?
Here I am performing my latest badness. I like to stand by the back door and act like I need to go out to do business. Then, when they let me out, I step out onto the top stair, turn around and refuse to come in until I am offered incentive.
I'm so bad.
I am constantly baking and taking all those fattening goodies to my co-workers! Diet? What diet? hee hee
ReplyDeletediacronan(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hour plan to run your CSN sounds good. BOL, keep waiting patiently at the door
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I am bad to the bone. My latest bad deed - my parents recently bought a new fridge since we are putting our place on the market. I was banned from the kitchen because I had, once or twice or ten times, peed on the old fridge. Well, guess what! I managed to break through the doggie gate and mark the new fridge!!! Am I bad or what!
ReplyDeleteYour bad pal, PIp
Wait...are "Deets" the same as "DOOTS"???? I don't know that I want any part of this CSN business if that's the case!
ReplyDeleteLove,
S-Dog
I can empty an entire plate of food when no one is looking. I don't know why they care. I need to eat too!
ReplyDeletelovelydomesticdiva (at) gmail (dot) com
I make my hubby out to be the bad person- I tell my son- if you get out of bed- daddy will spank you- and then i wonder why he wont listen to me- b/c he knows i wont spank him- opps...and my hubby gets mad- i heard that- why do i have to be the bad person- um- b/c you are.
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Hola Wilma!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are Bad!! Having the Door Wide Open so we can Pee Outside, Well when we are mad at our Mamma for not giving us waht we want we Love Pooping and Peeing right next to door but inside the HOUSE!!! Because We can!!! And never know who did what! We are Bad. Happy Birthday Month!!!
Bechos
Spongy & Licky
Hmmm. Which story to tell? There are so many. We'll tell you a few, then let you pick.
ReplyDeleteWell, Isabelle is pug potty trained, meaning she'll go in the house unless you let her out. She refused to use potty pads on those days when mom can't get home for lunch. Instead, she pees on stuffies. If the stuffies are in the toy box, she'll pull one out just to pee on it. She doesn't pee on the many dog beds on the floor or shoes or anything else. Just the stuffies that Tallulah and Petunia play with.
Tallulah multi-poops just to get treats. A smart little stinker, she learned that the more you potty outside, the more Cheerios you get. So she squeezes a little out, gets a treat, squeezes a little more out, gets a treat, etc. And if there is no treat forthcoming, she huffs and refuses a head scratch instead.
We have a baby gate to keep us in mom's bedroom at night. Petunia likes to jump the baby gate to get out and snack on the kitty poo in the middle of the night, then jump back over the gate to get back into bed. If she could only figure out how to brush her teeth, she wouldn't have been caught. Instead, mom has to rig up two baby gates with space in between them to let the cats get in and out.
Think this gets us membership into the bad girl club?
I am good at being bad, I can lick my plate clean in seconds and then lick theirs! They say licking is bad. It is?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm- I eat scraps from all my kids- I call it not letting the food go to waste- even though I myself just put down an entire plate of my OWN!
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Wilma you are bad,,, but I am really bad too,,, If I feel like I am being ignored... well..... i start to tugging on the drapes. I look over my shoulder to see if anyone is noticing me,, and if moms ignore me,, well,,, one final YANK and down come the curtains.
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tweedles
I MAY use caller ID a little toooo liberally :)
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Mr Pip,
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty bad. Sluggo can identify with the whole peeing on stuff when your moving trip. He had a free for all in our old house.
Spongy and Licky,
A bad girls team, I like it!
Oh Isabelle,
Peeing exclusively on stuffies, that really sends a message.
Tallulah,
I can't believe I haven't figured out optimizing treats by rationing poops. Brilliant!
Petunia,
Midnight doot box runs, you are one baaaad kitty!
Tweedles!
I am shocked! I can't even imagine you pulling down drapes. You may be the best of the bad.
My name is Bailey and I'm a rock-addict.
ReplyDeleteI like to go outside with my brother and sister and bring rocks inside the house. I zip right by mommy when she opens the door and run for the dining room table and scootch myself to the farthest side where mommy can't reach me so I can chew my rock. Mommy runs from side to side and tries to take it from me but I'm so much faster than her!
But mommy got smart and started shake-downs at the back door when we come in. She blocks the door and then she reaches RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH and takes my rock from me :( Mean mommy.
But sometimes mommy forgets when she's on the phone and last week I flew right by her with the best treasure ever! I ran to my "safe zone" and mommy crawled in right after me and she STOLE IT! But mommy screamed really loud when she saw it because I found the best round frozen poopsicle ever and now it was in mommy's hand! She dropped it and we played "Catch Bailey" for quite a bit while my poopsicle slowly melted! What a great time!
I have no idea why daddy says my name should be "Mindy Mayhem" instead of Bailey.
shel704 at aol dot com
I like to climb up on the coffee table (very bad) and then when I hear my parents coming I hop off before they see me and lay belly up and give them the "What, me?" face...how can they be mad when I clearly just want a belly rub?
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danielleaknapp at gmail dot com
Your blog is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I'm perfect (Darla the Lab) but reading about bad dogs is fun.
ReplyDeleteshannoncarman at yahoo dot com
A co-worker and I enjoy getting hot dogs for the vendor down the street.We do this more often than we should.They are so yummy! We won't talk about my cholesterol will we.
ReplyDeletetahearn at roadrunner dot com
Okay...Blogger totally swallowed up our comment anywho...Each of us Slimmer siblings would like to enter your contest, "good at being bad" for your 10th birthday Ms. Wilma.
ReplyDeleteGeorge: King of throw toys off the bed and take the best side of the mama bed and squeeze out the mama should she even think of taking the better side.
Gracie: Queen of sneezing in your face, waking you up in the morning to potty and then climbing in bed with another warm and sleeping hu-mom, and the poop eater that give you a kiss and then gets a treat to freshen her breath.
Toby: King of taking my time and not rushing to the point that I have to be taken up to bed and waited on constantly. Life is tough for a sloth like me!! Yawn!
Lily: Queen of pawing mamas legs to death until I get a morsel of food and if they raise their voice at me dropping in my footsteps and waiting for a belly rub. Rub granted...mamas anger diminished!
Mimi: Queen of rock eating, running away with things I shouldn't have including aforementioned rocks, and "sorting" the dirty laundry and leaving unclean things in the hu-moms walking path. Oh...and this is a good one. Using the entire dark brown carpet as my personal yard even to the point of after doing my tinkle kicking and flicking my feet as if the carpet is going to cover my mess and when the mama's find it looking all innocent or giving them the evil grin laugh. Mwahahahahaha!
ALL: We like pooping in the unfinished basement.
Boys: We like marking everything as our own!!
Girls: We like to bother the mamas during bathroom visits!
So...not TOO bad...just a little streak! :)
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
I like to chew on freshly arrived mail.
ReplyDeleteeemoody77 at gmail dot com
I can polish off a box of cookies and blame it on my kids. ;-) Bad mommy!
ReplyDeletemami2jcn at gmail dot com
I am really good at being bad. once I got online and hit on my husband to see what he would do. lucky for me he is not bad LOL
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I love Ben and jerrys ice cream. I always say
ReplyDeleteI am going to eat half of it but by the time i am
Done so is allof the ice cream.
Hillaryanna at yahoo dot com