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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Sluggo's in a Heap of Trouble



Hey everybody! I am sure most of you know Sluggo to be a sweet, loving, sensitive, if somewhat neurotic boy.

 You may also be familiar with his close personal commitment to his lambies. Not only does he consider them part of his pack, but if you click here, you can be reminded that he runs them like a company. There's a whole hierarchy and everything, and he isn't afraid to fire someone


On most days this is a true representation of his character. But, you might be surprised to find out that Sluggo has a violent side.



That's right, sweet little innocent Sluggo has been getting all gangsta with me and Brigitte over lambs, and who's running this house. He is now facing the consequences of his actions.
You see, there has been a work stoppage here at lambie headquarters.


Yup, that's right, the local 360 refuses to return to the bargaining table until Sluggo can guarantee there will be no more violence in the work place.
Sluggo has been trying to get some scabs to cross the picket line, but that ain't gonna happen around here. In fact, word has gotten all the way to the North Pole of the goings on here at corporate headquarters and Sluggo received a message from the man in re!


Click here to see the personalized video Santa himself sent to Sluggo. (You won't regret it)

Let me tell you something, the boy is shaking in his fur at the thought of what may happen if he doesn't straighten up. He's only got 24 days to prove he has learned from his mistakes. Can he do it? Only time will tell.


18 comments:

  1. That's too funny, Suki told me about the PNP just last night! So creative!
    Wow, Sluggo, I've never seen this violent side, attacking your sisters. You better shape up because I know how important it is to keep those toys in line. I'm not as obsessive as you, but I do like to teach my stuffies a lesson!
    Love,
    Payton

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  2. Sluggo, first rule of paw: all ladies, sisters included, like a gentlemen, key word gentle. You don't want coal in your stocking, do you Love?

    ♥♥♥
    Meredith & Scarlet

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  3. Poor Sluggo, we will visit you in jail
    Benny & Lily

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  4. BOL, that video is funny! I bet Sluggo will shape up since there's a lambie waiting for him xoxo

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  5. Poor Sluggo. It's a very stressfuls time of the year for puggies. We has to be good when we really want to be bad. It puts a lot of pressures on us.

    Pug love from,
    Pearl & Daisy

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  6. Wow, Santa does know if we're naughty or nice! Sluggo make sure you're nice to the girls and there might be a lambie for you one morning!

    We love the video.

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

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  7. Hi Sluggo,
    I received a message from Santa last night! We have the same thing on our list... Plush Toys! The 24 days will go by fast, you can do it.

    Hugs,
    Suki

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  8. Sluggo - you have plenty of time to get on the nice list. We know you can do it!!

    Pugs & Kisses,

    Yoda, Brutus & Ellie

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  9. Sluggo
    Time is ticking. Are you going to be able to get everything under control?
    love
    tweedles

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  10. UH OH! this is truly not goods Sluggo! OMP watched the vid and this really isn't goods!!!!!!! I know I know it sure would be nice to see if Wilma makes the nice list!!!!! (betcha she doesn't, I mean the poop in the bedroom on holiday, misbehaving in the car, pranking us boys... the list is endless) but let us focus on you right now, sluggo. This is most urgent. You must mus,t must get in the nice books with the man in reds!!! Just thinks of the example you are setting for the FHC for boys!!


    Winston Wilburs

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  11. Oh Sluggo, how could you do that to dear sweet Wilma and Brig?! I hope you shape up, for your Lambies sake, I'm sure they need you to keep them organised!

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  12. Owww Wilma! I cant believe that Sluggo is so vicious! I have my own violent side but I attack my toys, my poor stuffed animal start with sweet faces eyes and noses and end up all limp with no stuffing and no eyes or nose or even ears!!!! I cant believe Sluggo would attack your poor sisters. Love, Licks and big Phugs Frank xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  13. I'm betting on you, Sluggo! We know you can overcome your neuroses when you try, and you're such a great ambassador of love in a crowd, making everyone feel good. This should be a piece of cake, especially when lambies are at stake. Just be a good boy, be good to your sisters and share your lambies and see what happens!
    Love,
    Grammy

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  14. well like santa says sluggo still has time to be on the good boy list. So lets see what happens, tell him i wish him luck and lots of it. Now Wilma domt m do anything to get on the bad list-tell britte the same
    Nana

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  15. I always knew Slugs had it in him. You ALWAYS have to watch the nice ones.. Let me twll you, Coco is like a shark biting my ankles while I'm trying to play fetch. Little brat! Well I hope he can pull it together or there will be one sad pup on Christmas morn.

    Kitty+Coco

    Pee.S. Do you think leaving a poo on mom's lamp will put me on the bad list? It was right next to the pee pad after all. Just wondering.

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  16. Sluggo-I understand, I feel the need to go after Tucker too, just can't stop myself.
    We got our video last night too but Mom hasn't posted the link to them yet. The videos are so cute!

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  17. BAAAAA HAHAHAHA! Slugman's on the naughty list!!!

    Uh (snicker), ahem....sorry, bud. Now whut I wanna know is hows come WILMA ain't on this list??

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  18. Poor Sluggo

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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