I suppose you are all wondering why I've gathered you here today.
It's no secret that in the current economic climate, the company has been struggling to keep afloat.
Gentlemen, this quarters numbers do not look good.
I am afraid we are going to have to do a re-org. I have decided to take on a young go getter from out west in Colorado. He comes highly recommended from one of my business partners Emmett
This means I am going to have to make room for the new guy
This hasn't been an easy decision, but I am going to be forced to eviscerate one of you, and tear the stuffing out of you, squeaker and all.
Of course, there will be a generous severance package, and human resources can help guide you in signing up for Cobra.
I'm sorry, Mr Meyer, Oscar, You're fired!
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, Mr. Sock Monkey