I suppose you are all wondering why I've gathered you here today.
It's no secret that in the current economic climate, the company has been struggling to keep afloat.
Gentlemen, this quarters numbers do not look good.
I am afraid we are going to have to do a re-org. I have decided to take on a young go getter from out west in Colorado. He comes highly recommended from one of my business partners Emmett
This means I am going to have to make room for the new guy
This hasn't been an easy decision, but I am going to be forced to eviscerate one of you, and tear the stuffing out of you, squeaker and all.
Of course, there will be a generous severance package, and human resources can help guide you in signing up for Cobra.
I'm sorry, Mr Meyer, Oscar, You're fired!
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, Mr. Sock Monkey
BUAHAAHAA!! This is even funnier!
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Ruthie
Very cute!!!
ReplyDeleteWe love 'da sock monkey man!!
Hugs!!
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man
The sock monkey is the perfect man for the job!
ReplyDeleteI just know it!
love
tweedles
BOL! My mama says Donald Trump should fire himself and hire you!!
ReplyDeleteSnorts from Percy!
hi sluggo!
ReplyDeleteoh mr. sock mondy is so excited for his first day of work!
he told me he has his lunchbox all packed!
thanks for making room for him!
xoxoxo
m & e
BOL, we wish well in your future endeavors Mr. Oscar
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I bet that the sock monkey will do a grat job!
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Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Dude! We're glad we don't work for you! BOL! Petunia is our eviscerator here. She's not nearly as polite or businesslike as you are. Maybe she should take some notes.
ReplyDeleteSo what kind of training does Mr Sock Monkey have? He looks like a hard worker good luck Sluggo hope business picks up!
ReplyDeletePS Wilma we got your package today and love love the squeaky toys each girl is having a blast. We will post soon thanks so much!
Hugs
S&P
Bahhh! Thanks for the great laugh Wilma! Momma is always rotating out our toys too.
ReplyDeleteLove,
The Smushies
What a cute post'ums! Good call Mr. Sluggo!
ReplyDeleteMuch luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
Good choice Mr. Sluggo! That Mr. Oscar Mayer looked like a real slacker meat-head! I'll bet he was totally full of bologna too!!!!
ReplyDelete(ok...mom is totally cracking herself up!)
Hey....it's JUST BUSINESS...right???
Love,
S-Dog
teehee!thanks for the giggle! 'eviscerate', indeed.
ReplyDeleteOMD I barked out loud so hard when I read this post. Oh Sluggo this is greats.
ReplyDeletePS I am totally jealous yous gots a sock monkey toy!
Winston