Thursday, April 1, 2010
Be afraid pug-world, be very afraid. It is time I reveal my diabolical plan to overtake this blog along with this family. For years I've sat idly by while this Wilma ruled the roost. Then they brought in the kid. Ohhh so cute, look at that mug, what a sweet boy". Meanwhile this brat is stealing my lambies, peeing on things, trying to take over. Well no more. Things are gonna change around here, like it or not. No more will I move aside when laps are full and little miss Wilma wants a seat. No more will I allow her to take over my custom seat under Moms desk. From here forward, my lambies! I get dibs on which one I want to play with and I play with them with the Mom, Sluggo. And furthermore, we go where I want to go for walks. No more of this digging your paws in and parking it when we don't take the direction you want, Wilma. The new name for the blog...Brigitte's World. I'll be featured in every post, my pictures will be prominent and the profile will be about me! All subject matter shall be approved by me. Last but not least, I'll eat poop, all the poop I want, till my belly is full of poop and none of you will say a word, or I'll serve it up to you on a platter!
Aw shucks...who am I trying to fool.
April Fools everyone, I can always only be me, sweet Britte, Brigitte P, Reliable B. It was a good joke though huh? I bet I had you all goin' there for a minute. It was kinda fun lettin' loose like that. But it just isn't me.
I'm more like this sunshiny flower, bright, happy, easy and breezy. Besides, I wouldn't want to end up like this guy...
In the clink
I hope you all had a good laugh, I know I did. Happy April Fools Day!