OK, let me start by telling you that I have had quite enough of these sub zero weather conditions. Enough!!!
I'm done with having to go out in ten feet of snow and ice to take care of business. I am done with having chunks of snow and ice jamming up between my delicate pads, I am done with hardly having enough open space to spread logs over the entire property without any overlap. And, I am done with having to bundle up and go out the front door, around to the back door because the back steps are covered in this...
Coldest day since 2004 today. Poor skinny little Sluggo has never even seen temperatures this cold.
At least he has his snuggly warm, cuter than cute Sock Monkey sweater from Melissa and Emmett to keep him warm.
I am so over it!
So, there you have it. My personal rant abouth the lame winter weather in New England. I feel justified in bitching about the weather beacause it is not my choice to live here. It just so happens that the hand that feeds me happens to be born and raised in this hideous climate.
Given my druthers, I would be on a plane straight to sunny California.
But, I digress. One of the other pieces of business I want to address today is my sister Bar-room Britte's takeover of my blog last week.
Many of you probably wondered why I did not immediatly retaliate for her actions.
Well, you see, it's complicated.
By the time I realized what she had done, it was the next morning. And this was the shape she was in.
We all know what a rocker Brigitte is, and what a party girl she can be.
But it seems to be becoming a little more than she can handle.
I fear I soon may need to employ the services of the man made of brick, mustache and meat.
None other than interventionist...
(Do yourself a favor. If you click on no other link, please follow this link to somethingawful.com, so you can get the full effect of their fabulous biography on Mr Van Vonderen. Especially if you are a fan of the A&E show Intervention.)
So, If Brigitte's drinking has affected your life in a negative way, and you would like to participate in her intervention. Please write a little something to her and send it along.
I will keep you posted on the time and place.